Grow Your Own Boyfriend Girlfriend Rude Adult Gift Ladies Mens Joke Secret Santa
Grow Your Own Boyfriend Girlfriend Rude Adult Gift Ladies Mens Joke Secret Santa
LND Gifts
Grow a Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Willy
“A great fun present if you cant get a date then grow the perfect mate”
Ideal as joke present for secret Santa , birthdays or stocking fillers
Product description
- Place your grow a Girlfriend/Boyfriend/Willy into a glass of water and watch as it grows to 6 times its original size.
- Girlfriend/boyfriend will begin to grow after 2 hours and will reach full size in 72 hours.
- Girlfriend/boyfriend will slowly shrink when removed from water .
- Then you can grow it again and again.
Small Pecker Condoms (Pack Of 3)
Especially designed to cover the “Little things in life”
Clinically tested on lab rats for size and comfort.
***WARNING***
THIS ITEM IS SOLD AS A NOVELTY ITEM ONLY.
NOT INTENDED TO BE USED AS A BIRTH CONTROL DEVICE.
IF IT DOES NOT FIT SMALLER SIZES WILL BE AVAILABLE SHORTLY!
We only accept PayPal on eBay, this means you can rest assured your order will be with you ASAP after your purchase. For your security we only dispatch your order to the address you provide us via Ebay.
All items which are ordered before 10:30 am are shipped on the same day and the rest will be shipped next working day.
95% of people receive their Standard Delivery items within 3-5 working days however sometimes it takes longer due to unexpected circumstances at Royal Mail's end.
All Standard Domestic Delivery items are handed over to the Royal Mail, which sometimes fail to deliver on time for unknown reasons and we have no control over shipping services.
Royal Mail guidelines state that we should allow Royal Mail 15 working days for UK orders, before an item is considered lost. We sincerely apologise for this delay and thank you for being patient.
Please see below the table for shipping / delivery options we offer:
| Delivery Options | Estimated Transit Time (in Working Days) |
| UK Standard Delivery (2nd Class) | 3-5 Days |
| UK Standard Delivery (1st Class) | 1-2 Days |
| UK Special Delivery (Next Day before 1pm) | Next Working Day |
If for any reason you are less than 100% satisfied with your shopping experience we would ask that you , ideally before leaving feedback, to give us the opportunity to make things right. We pride ourselves on excellent customer service so do not hesitate to get in touch.
